Sing A Sad Song

Song on Radio: "...sing a sad song...."
Luke: "Did he just say "sing a Santa song?!?!"
Me: "No, Sing a SAD song."
Luke: "Oh..."
Luke: "I can sing a sad song."
Me: "Ok, let me hear it."
Luke: "Ok... Zoe ran away, Kesia ran away, Tyger ran away and the fish fell out of the water."
Me: "Oh! That is a very, very sad song."
Luke: "I have more. Listen. There was no Starbucks...."

And there was even more... but I tuned out at that last one, I couldn't stand the thought...